Better Luck Next Time Hash

Better Luck Next Time Hash

Although St. Patty's Day has passed, don't you think it's time you hashed? Get your ass in gear, and grab a green beer, let's turn back the clock, and follow the chalk; because time is never wasted if you're wasted all the time!

That's right, no St. Patty's hash with the day/time/season change? I don't think so! These hares may be "long-time-no-cumming" slackers and a bit late, but they're Irish lassies and are lookin' for that pot o' gold(en ale).

This will be like the good ol' days--raunchy, fun and CHEAP! So, if you're struggling financially, like the rest of the world, please read the following unofficial, unpaid, unsolicited announcement:

Are you too poor to pay attention? Do you find yourself longing for more, but cumming up short? Do you drink to make other people interesting? Is your bar tab longer than your wanker? Do you have neither a pot(o' gold) to piss in, nor a window to throw it out of? Well, urine luck! While we're turning back the clock, we'll also roll back the price! This hash will cost you only $7...that's right, SEVEN dollars! So dig deep in to your pockets (but don't have too much fun) and pull out your wad. This is a hash not to be missed!

Legal (or not) disclaimer: Offer subject to change. Not valid in UT, AR, KY, MS, or where prohibited by law. Ashland Hash House Harriers not liable for loss of dignity, clothing, or memory, or the return thereof.

Meet at the empty parking lot on Rogue Place off Williamson (heading northeast on Oak Street, right on Hersey, right on Williamson left on Rogue place; or heading north on Mountain Street, left on Hersey, left on Williamson, left on Rogue Place). Stroller and dog friendly (dogs and kids must be friendly too).

Hares: Fuckin' Goofy, HoMade and Geezer Teaser

Beer: The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

Remember, what happens at a hash, stays at a hash...well, except herpes, that shit goes home with you.