Have you ever thought you looked a super sexy dancing around your living room in a pair of tiny cutoff jean shorts and a cowboy hat? I know I have. Well your wait is over, The DAISEY DUKES HASH is here!!! This is your chance to show off that beautiful-ass to the rest of the world!! (remember beauty is in the eye of the beholder).
Cock Screw and Just Jugs want to run your dicks off and show you the alleys they hang out in. The alleys of West Medford are a great place for doing all kinds of activities especially if you have a pretty beer mouth! $10 will fill your yumm-hole.
Meet us Tuesday August 10 at 6:15 at Fichtner-Mainwaring park off Stewart Avenue in West Medford.
Location: 18 miles up Dead Indian Road from Highway 66. Go up Dead Indian Road from Highway 66. At the summit (Buck Prairie Road) start your odometer and go about 5.2 miles (past Howard Prairie Lake turnoff) and turn right onto Keno Access Road. Go 0.6 miles on Keno Access Road, then turn left into the large parking lot - this is the start.
Bring a flashlight.
Come get ur trash on, Medford is claiming back the infamous annual White Trash Hash! Tues July 13th 6:30 PM (note later start time to allow out of towners and cousins aka spouses to get there.) Break out the wife beaters, plaid & prison garb, grab a virgin, leave the youngin's at the trailer park (no strollers). Feel free to bring Duke & Ol' Yeller. That means dogs OK!
Don't get lost in the urban jungle. First time hares Broke Back Blower, Seymore Johnson, and Fishy Pussy are looking to to do this one up right. Plenty of beer stops along the way, Run starts at North Mountain park at 6. p.m.
Hashers it’s that time again! THE IDES OF JUNE. Time to rip off your bed sheets(the unsoiled ones please) and toga your ass off in ASHLAND.
Yes, we had a Medford toga hash a while back but Ashland deserves one of its own! Greco Roman or not, get ready to charge through trails, streets and local businesses with your sheets a flap’n.
Get your fanciest Red Dress Out and meet at the Plaza, next Tuesday, May 18th, 6:00 PM... leave the kids and pooches home for this annual scene of debauchery... there is even a rumor of a HOT TUB- but only one rule... "Clothing is not an Option and bring a towel!"
