Whip It Out At The Ball Game

Whip it out at the ball game,
Wave it round at the crowd,
Dip it in Peanuts and Crackerjacks,
I don't care if you give it a whack,
Because it's -
Beat your meat at the ball game,
If you don't cum it's a shame,
For it's one, two,
You're covered in goo,
At the old ball game!