New Years Hash
On: 2009-12-31
Hares: Plead the Fist, Bonaire
Scribe: Glad He Ate Her
Namings: Erin - Glitter Clit, Asa - Saddle Sore Ass
It’s hard enough to remember what happened on New Year’s eve the next morning but to try to recount the nights hash a couple weeks later could be tricky. So I’ll to just get something in the books so Gorrilla will get off my ass. [rest of the story]
Christmas Hash
On: 2009-12-13
Hares: Carabanger, Ho Seller
Scribe: Just Jugs
Namings: Magic Sphincter - Aron, Two Girls One Brown Trough
'Twas a cold and gray Southern Oregon day when a group of raunchy runners dressed in red and white met in the hospital parking lot for a cold, wintery run. The trail was shitty, especially the mudslide hill down to the train tracks, at which point, I decided to take an alternate route and somehow still didn't miss a beer stop! [rest of the story]
Hide Your Winter Weight Hash
On: 2009-11-29
Hares: Stinky Pinky, Rear Admiral, David Blowie
Scribe: Midget Didgets
Namings: Stinky Pinky - Gillian, Moon Menstration - Lo, Pooch Poker - Walt, Brown Star - Josh, David Blowie - Erin, Squats Before She Cums - Hannah
Tis the Season for seconds of pumpkin pie (or thirds for half of you pudgy hashers), extra mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, Turkey, Tofurkey etc... [rest of the story]
Blackout Hash
On: 2009-11-15
Hares: Bonaire, Plead the Fist, Sigmund-Roid
Scribe: Plead the Fist
Missing Write-up
Halloween Sluts
On: 2009-10-31
Hares: Anal Pavement Beater, Woodenpecker
Scribe: Knocker Noggin
Yes we had a Halloween Hash. When was that? [rest of the story]
Tight and Bright
On: 2009-10-14
Hares: Entrepeaner, Flaming Dego, Monkey Sperm, Midgit Digits
Scribe: Bi-Curious George
Rolling out of the sack and peeking out the shades, I knew Tight and Bright weren’t the words for the day [rest of the story]
Record Low Turnout Leads to Good Times for Those Who Come
On: 2009-09-30
Hares: Pot Hole, Sherpa, Gorilla Mask, Swamp Dick
Scribe: Swamp Dick
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly the hash gods had decided to change the weather from hot and smoky to cold with a hard (did he say hard?) rain. [rest of the story]
Rogue River Summer Garden Hash
On: 2009-09-16
Hares: Gorilla Mask, Swine Floozey
Scribe: Cream Filled
Missing Write-up
Hareless Hash
On: 2009-09-01
Hares: Gorilla Mask, Dirty Rod, Auto Erectus, Pot Hole, Goat d'Jour, Doppel Floppen
Scribe: Sigmund Roid
Missing Write-up
Hash Run Campout Lake of the Woods
On: 2009-08-19
Hares: Sherpa, Mail Dominator
Scribe: Scratch n' Sniff
It was just another day for me at the Rock Quarry with my girlfriends little did I know that Wet Spot would show up and say “hey, did you know there is a hash at Lake of the Woods with Sherpa and Mail Dominator as the hares.” My response was, “ hell know, but I’m going.” [rest of the story]
