Mystery Hash
On: 2010-03-07
Hares: Dirty Rod, Swine Floozey, Works the Rear
Scribe: Crotch Rot
Namings: Taylor - Broke Back Blower, Renaming - Plead the Fist - Suckalotacockasaurus
Missing Write-up
Billy Goat Hash
On: 2010-02-21
Hares: Dirty Rod, Swine Floozey
Scribe: On All Floors
I think I was born to hash. I know a lot of people think that but I feel in all four feet. I'd been to a few On In's in Ashland, I used to live with Ho-Made. I thought it was great - all these beer drinkers who ran would come over and throw the ball for me. Then I moved to Medford with On All Floors and newly named Foot Fetish. She's alright for a girl dog. [rest of the story]
Show me yours and I'll show you wine
On: 2010-02-06
Hares: Just Jugs, Giz Wiz
Scribe: Tongue in Cheek
Namings: Mike - Can't Get it Up, Erin - Works the Rear
The Hash was on Saturday so we could watch the Super Bowl on Sunday. We met at the designated location and the hares, Just Jugs and Giz Wiz, were off down Mountain Avenue. We gave them a few minutes lead time and, while we waited, did a shift in the button factory and poked fun at Abraham’s differently-abled family. [rest of the story]
Shiggy Hash
On: 2010-01-24
Hares: Gorilla Mask, Tongue & Cheek
Scribe: Open Wide
Shiggy, shiggy and more Shiggy It was a dark and stormy night. Evil gremlins were about………. About to do something STUPID that is ………. Who in their right brain Half of a mind would Hash on such a night ??? Clearly only the hard core need apply. And who to lead these dimwits ??? Only Government Tongue in Gorilla’s [rest of the story]
Eat Some Dirt Hash
On: 2010-01-10
Hares: NippleMeister, Pornabello Mushroom
Scribe: Magic Sphincter
Namings: Darin - Pornabello Mushroom, Alex - Kennel Crotch, Ben - Premature Shooter
Ah, the first hash of 2010, a fresh clean slate to dirty up with some hashing fun and debauchery. It started off innocently enough at Brisco Elementary where we all gathered and waited for the slow ass stragglers to show up. Eventually Rear Admiral gathered up the virgins and got their appetites wet with a little explanation of what was to cum. [rest of the story]
New Years Hash
On: 2009-12-31
Hares: Plead the Fist, Bonaire
Scribe: Glad He Ate Her
Namings: Erin - Glitter Clit, Asa - Saddle Sore Ass
It’s hard enough to remember what happened on New Year’s eve the next morning but to try to recount the nights hash a couple weeks later could be tricky. So I’ll to just get something in the books so Gorrilla will get off my ass. [rest of the story]
Christmas Hash
On: 2009-12-13
Hares: Carabanger, Ho Seller
Scribe: Just Jugs
Namings: Magic Sphincter - Aron, Two Girls One Brown Trough
'Twas a cold and gray Southern Oregon day when a group of raunchy runners dressed in red and white met in the hospital parking lot for a cold, wintery run. The trail was shitty, especially the mudslide hill down to the train tracks, at which point, I decided to take an alternate route and somehow still didn't miss a beer stop! [rest of the story]
Hide Your Winter Weight Hash
On: 2009-11-29
Hares: Stinky Pinky, Rear Admiral, David Blowie
Scribe: Midget Didgets
Namings: Stinky Pinky - Gillian, Moon Menstration - Lo, Pooch Poker - Walt, Brown Star - Josh, David Blowie - Erin, Squats Before She Cums - Hannah
Tis the Season for seconds of pumpkin pie (or thirds for half of you pudgy hashers), extra mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, Turkey, Tofurkey etc... [rest of the story]
Blackout Hash
On: 2009-11-15
Hares: Bonaire, Plead the Fist, Sigmund-Roid
Scribe: Plead the Fist
Missing Write-up
Halloween Sluts
On: 2009-10-31
Hares: Anal Pavement Beater, Woodenpecker
Scribe: Knocker Noggin
Yes we had a Halloween Hash. When was that? [rest of the story]
Tight and Bright
On: 2009-10-14
Hares: Entrepeaner, Flaming Dego, Monkey Sperm, Midgit Digits
Scribe: Bi-Curious George
Rolling out of the sack and peeking out the shades, I knew Tight and Bright weren’t the words for the day [rest of the story]
Record Low Turnout Leads to Good Times for Those Who Come
On: 2009-09-30
Hares: Pot Hole, Sherpa, Gorilla Mask, Swamp Dick
Scribe: Swamp Dick
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly the hash gods had decided to change the weather from hot and smoky to cold with a hard (did he say hard?) rain. [rest of the story]
Rogue River Summer Garden Hash
On: 2009-09-16
Hares: Gorilla Mask, Swine Floozey
Scribe: Cream Filled
Missing Write-up
Hareless Hash
On: 2009-09-01
Hares: Gorilla Mask, Dirty Rod, Auto Erectus, Pot Hole, Goat d'Jour, Doppel Floppen
Scribe: Sigmund Roid
Missing Write-up
Hash Run Campout Lake of the Woods
On: 2009-08-19
Hares: Sherpa, Mail Dominator
Scribe: Scratch n' Sniff
It was just another day for me at the Rock Quarry with my girlfriends little did I know that Wet Spot would show up and say “hey, did you know there is a hash at Lake of the Woods with Sherpa and Mail Dominator as the hares.” My response was, “ hell know, but I’m going.” [rest of the story]
Beat it Hash
On: 2009-08-04
Hares: Animal Nookie, Spread Eagle
Scribe: Tits in Spanish
Bueno, pues me dijeron que podía escribir esto en Español, así que…..ha, JK! I was seriously considering the suggestion about writing this in Spanish though! [rest of the story]
West Medford Welfare Hash
On: 2009-07-21
Hares: Tobacho, Inyourendo
Scribe: Whacky Sack
Missing Write-up
Mt Ashland Run
On: 2009-07-07
Hares: Open Wide, Wacky Sack
Scribe: Butt Paste
Missing Write-up
A Trail That's Too Shitty
On: 2009-06-23
Hares: Gorilla Mask, Wet Spot, Swine Floozey, Cock Broker
Scribe: Whack of Lamb
"It was the best of hashes, it was the worst of hashes; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going [rest of the story]
Long Time No Hare
On: 2009-06-09
Hares: Doppel Floppin, Tasty Pasties
Scribe: n/a
It all started with two long time hashers Doppel Floppin and Tasty Pasty stepping up at the last minute to hare. [rest of the story]
Red Dress Run
On: 2009-05-27
Hares: Dirty Rod, Ho-Made, NippleMeister, UPS
Scribe: Doggy Style
Arriving in a second floor of a parking garage in downtown Medford swarming with dozens of red dresses offered a visual mind freak that is hard to forget. Amid this concrete echo chamber, the stream of cars arrived emitting fellow cult members to engage in our yearly ritual of flamboyance and revelry. [rest of the story]
Toga Hash
On: 2009-05-12
Hares: Wonder Down Under, Whack of Lamb, Llama Licker
Scribe: Snare Snatch
Ahh...the annual Toga Hash brings out many hashers who we haven't seen in awhile, not to mention some of the lowest thread count sheets! Do people actually sleep on this stuff? The chaffing must be terrible! The Toga Hash is not just a group of hashers running around in bed linens, but also a homage to the movie ANIMAL HOUSE. [rest of the story]
Earth Day Hash
On: 2009-04-28
Hares: Hot Carl, Pot Hole, Woodenpecker
Scribe: Sherpa
Missing Write-up
Stimulator Hash
On: 2009-04-14
Hares: Gorilla Mask, Erector Set, 80 Year Old Virgin
Scribe: Just Jugs
On a cold Spring evening the working cl(ass) of Ashland turned out for a run for some money, chalk money signs that is. The run started straight uphill in true Tuesday night run style. Rusty Cock Climber borrowed a sinfully ugly sweater from Potholder, as granular snow fell. Dirty Rod and Spongebobber provided the first beer stop, in an open field filled with doggy-poop bombs. [rest of the story]
Second Coming's Birthday Bash
On: 2009-04-01
Hares: Tiny Tim, Uncle Fister
Scribe: Two Stroke
The Tuesday hashes came at a perfect time as my boss was getting a little suspiscious of my Monday morning hangovers. It's always good idea to switch things up and keep the boring people guessing what the hell your up to! Thanks to Uncle Fister, Tiny Tim and Kiss & Beat Off for bringing in Tuesday hashes and celebrating Second Cummings birthday like no one but hashers can do. [rest of the story]
Ides of March and On On to Baggy
On: 2009-03-15
Hares: Snapper Snatch, Los Ninos de Los Pinos, 2008 her
Scribe: 80 Year Old Virgin
Missing Write-up
Pork Hash
On: 2009-03-02
Hares: Small Sac, Tongue & Cheek, Oyster Cooter
Scribe: Goat d'Jour
Gorilla Mask keeps pestering me about doing the write-up on this one from a long time ago, which I keep putting off. Probably to get back at all those hashers in the past who I kept pestering to get a write-up in to me so I could get the newsletter out (thanks Gorilla Mask for taking the heat for those past slackers). [rest of the story]
VD Hash
On: 2009-02-15
Hares: Two Stroke, Geezer Teaser, Animal Nookie
Scribe: Dot Cum
Missing Write-up
Hail Mary Hash
On: 2009-02-01
Hares: Dirty Rod, Gorilla Mask, Goat d'Jour
Scribe: Oyster Cooter
Missing Write-up
SOUTH OF THE MUSTACHE HASH
On: 2009-01-19
Hares: Dirty Sanchez, Fucking Piece of Shit
Scribe: Snapper Snatch
As I ambled towards the Plaza on this delightfully sunny day, I couldn't tell who were the hashers and who were just degenerate lowlifes hanging around, being a drag upon society. (Wait – is there a difference?) When I got there, I still couldn't tell, because there were so damn many virgins! [rest of the story]
The Naughty or Nice Christmas Hash
On: 2009-12-14
Hares: ToBacHo, Does Trix
Scribe: Sigmund Roid
After enough beers to add some warmth to my wetness at the on-in, I decided to try my sexual innuendo-laced rhetoric as I volunteered to do the write up. This is my first one, so bear it all, and bear with me: [rest of the story]
Pick up Hash
Run #: 542On: 2008-12-01
Hares: Does Trix, Tits in Spanish, Allturd Toy
Scribe: Two Stroke
I'm not sure how I got roped into doing the write up but I do believe pitchers of beer, peer pressure and being threatened by a pencil at the bar were involved. Trix you may want to use the pointy side next time, it penetrates easier! [rest of the story]
Ugly Sweater Hash
On: 2008-11-17
Hares: Entrepeaner, Monkey Sperm, Flaming Dego, Sigmund Rhoid
Scribe: Dirty Rod
OK, OK, OK....the wireless we steal from neighbor is strong today so I might as well FINALLY get this write-up done...over a year later. [rest of the story]
Halloween "Hash-O-Weener"
On: 2008-10-31
Hares: Animal Nookie, Gorilla Mask, Does Trix on His Knees
Ho, Ho, Ho...let the Pimp'n begin
On: 2008-09-30
Hares: NippleMeister, Open Wide, Government Tongue & Cheek
Great (scary) neighborhoods of Central Point
On: 2008-08-19
Hares: Assgina, Prosthetic Boner, Uncle Fister
